Gwen Poole (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
variantcover) wrote2019-03-11 07:40 am
variantcover) wrote2019-03-11 07:40 am
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You can't just unmask a bro like that
way to go I can totally murder his whole family now
But yes
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what about him?
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Right??
Weas does that shit for me all the time
did he ever tell you anything about the OG Webhead?
Like if he likes chocolates or flowers yknow how to seduce him into making probably the worst mistake ever
P.S.: where did Walmart Spidey go anyway
did you 🤺🔪🕷🔪🔪🔥🎷⚰🧲🔪🔪🔪🐷🐖 ??
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that was a very specific string of emoji
the pigs i get, dispose the body at a pig farm
but what's with the saxophone?
anyway i think seducing Spider-Man was like the last thing on Miles' mind.
and as for where he went
idk... wherever people who leave Creepsville go?
wherever Gwen Stacy and the other Peter Parker went.
they woke up, i guess.
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you gotta have good tunes for murder
duh
okay fine
whatever
I get it, there is no spoon
he still sounds boring
what about you???
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a little strict about the no-killing thing.
i kind of fucked up his life real bad in an alternate future. still feel bad about it.
[ Also feels bad about killing him... ]
what ABOUT me???
I'm ............... so sorry
have you tried to seduce the OG Webhead???
is he more like Magneto or ... who is a superhero that doesn't sleep around???
[ Does Magneto count as a superhero??? ]
Whatever
my point is
have you ever y'know
gone ten toes to the ceiling??? found out if lil Spidey shoots webs??? sang him the sweet sweet song of the humming bird down by the fireplace???
there's no possibility he's my dad right?
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NO i haven't tried to seduce Spider-Man!!
i mean
there was the time at the kissing booth when i paid him to kiss me upside down like in the Tobey Maguire movie.
but that wasn't even the same S-M!
look. Wade.
if you wanna seduce Spidey just do it like you would anybody else.
my guess is he's gonna be into it.
[ From the way Wade and Peter are like. Always talking about each other. ]
just don't be a dick about it.
ask him on a fucking date or something.
be NORMAL for ONCE.
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dope
gucci as the kids say
are the kids still saying that??
P.S.: Literally no one in their any mind wouldn't ask for an upside down Spidey kiss
P.P.S.: why haven't you tried to seduce other Spidey?
P.P.P.S: did you just tell me to be NORMAL???
PSH
like I'm not always.
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(no, they're not)
i haven't tried to seduce other Spidey bc he's like fifteen? or sixteen at the most. he was 13 when he started, so i just always think of him like a little kid.
yeah, sure. you're the most normal person in Creepsville.
downright white bread.
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what's hip???)
oh
yeah
that'd do it
you guys sound like buddies though
even if you suck at masked buddy bro code
don't go telling everyone who I am
I put a lot of hard work into blending in
thanks for noticing
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well... idk if i would say we were buddies.
especially since the one that was here was from a different universe and had never met me.
[ And, yanno, she killed him and all. ]
dude everyone knows who you are.
they all know you're the most normal crazy person in crazy town.
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ouch
you hate to see it
universes suck huh??
SO YOU ADMIT I'M AT LEAST A B-LISTER.
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yeah pretty much. nobody here is the version of them that would know me. and the people who ARE from Earth-616 are people i've never met before.
the closest i came was that other Peter Parker, but he's gone now.
AT BEST a B. don't get too cocky.