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[4thwaller]

what kinda mercenary would I be if I needed him to hold my hand for all the boring stuff???

you gotta have good tunes for murder
duh

okay fine
whatever
I get it, there is no spoon
he still sounds boring

what about you???

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he's actually a pretty cool guy once you get to know him.
a little strict about the no-killing thing.
i kind of fucked up his life real bad in an alternate future. still feel bad about it.

[ Also feels bad about killing him... ]

what ABOUT me???

I'm ............... so sorry

[4thwaller]

Did he then show you the power of friendship and you both rode away on a magic unicorn that farts rainbows and pixie dust?

have you tried to seduce the OG Webhead???
is he more like Magneto or ... who is a superhero that doesn't sleep around???

[ Does Magneto count as a superhero??? ]

Whatever
my point is
have you ever y'know
gone ten toes to the ceiling??? found out if lil Spidey shoots webs??? sang him the sweet sweet song of the humming bird down by the fireplace???
there's no possibility he's my dad right?

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[ what the fuck??? ]

NO i haven't tried to seduce Spider-Man!!
i mean
there was the time at the kissing booth when i paid him to kiss me upside down like in the Tobey Maguire movie.
but that wasn't even the same S-M!

look. Wade.
if you wanna seduce Spidey just do it like you would anybody else.
my guess is he's gonna be into it.

[ From the way Wade and Peter are like. Always talking about each other. ]

just don't be a dick about it.
ask him on a fucking date or something.
be NORMAL for ONCE.

[4thwaller]

cool
dope
gucci as the kids say
are the kids still saying that??

P.S.: Literally no one in their any mind wouldn't ask for an upside down Spidey kiss
P.P.S.: why haven't you tried to seduce other Spidey?
P.P.P.S: did you just tell me to be NORMAL???
PSH
like I'm not always.

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why would i know?
(no, they're not)

i haven't tried to seduce other Spidey bc he's like fifteen? or sixteen at the most. he was 13 when he started, so i just always think of him like a little kid.

yeah, sure. you're the most normal person in Creepsville.
downright white bread.

[4thwaller]

(what are they saying now???
what's hip???)

oh
yeah
that'd do it
you guys sound like buddies though
even if you suck at masked buddy bro code
don't go telling everyone who I am

I put a lot of hard work into blending in
thanks for noticing

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(idk just dab a lot and try to flip some water bottles.)

well... idk if i would say we were buddies.
especially since the one that was here was from a different universe and had never met me.

[ And, yanno, she killed him and all. ]

dude everyone knows who you are.
they all know you're the most normal crazy person in crazy town.

[4thwaller]

(I know better than to take bad advice)

ouch
you hate to see it
universes suck huh??

SO YOU ADMIT I'M AT LEAST A B-LISTER.

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(then you're asking the wrong person.)

yeah pretty much. nobody here is the version of them that would know me. and the people who ARE from Earth-616 are people i've never met before.
the closest i came was that other Peter Parker, but he's gone now.

AT BEST a B. don't get too cocky.