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text; un: nelson | accidental text / hacker plot

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[ The text is just an image of an advertisement, with the subject line need a lawyer? ]

un: nopantskilla

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[ Maybe texting a lawyer when your username has the word "killa" in it isn't the best thing. But Gwen was never very smart. ]

omg Foggy Nelson in the flesh???
well... in the text

is this a srs offer?
i do not need a lawyer now but i 110% will need one in the future.

that username is perfect

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[ What is this what's happening right now. Foggy stares at the the text for a moment, trying to figure out if he gave someone his number when he was drunk and doesn't remember it, and then decides just to roll with it. ]

I'm not sure if I should be worried or flattered that you've heard of me.

Or that you're that certain that you'll need a lawyer.

/bows

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well that depends on which Foggy Nelson I'm talking to.
-veteran comics Foggy Nelson
-cool Netflix Foggy Nelson
or GASP!
-Jon Favreau Foggy Nelson from the first time Matt Murdock wasn't a redhead!

Re: /bows

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[ ...well that just raises more questions. All right, no, still rolling with it. ]

If by cool Netflix Foggy Nelson you mean I'm both cool and enjoy Netflix, then congrats. you found me.

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close enough.

how good are you at defending people in cases of extreme, but justified, violence?

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[ Now that's a loaded question. He's just. Not going to go into the whole justified part there. ]

That depends on how good you are at not incriminating yourself on the stand.

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dunno... never had to testify before.

how comfortable are you with the insanity plea idea?