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qualities that might stop me from going full on supervillain?

good. i'm glad she didn't bother you.

oh hey... i met a guy last month who looked like you, only human. is that like... related to all the doppelganger shit or something else?

[laminae]

qualities that make you cool whether you're good or evil

oh

that


yeah that used to be me when i was human i guess
some messed up town stuff
not worth talking about

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thanks. :)

so... not a double? just a different version of you?

[laminae]

not a double
just me

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do you not want to talk about him?
we don't have to talk about him if you don't want to.

[laminae]

i don't
sorry
i'm not him anymore

[variantcover]

that's cool.

SO
S U B J E C T   C H A N G E

what are your top three least favorite parts of October in Creepsville?

[laminae]

oh uh
no sunlight
no dirt
the guts in the ground

what are yours?

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guts ground (Jeff keeps digging into the floor and eating whatever he finds)
no sunlight/no sleep schedule
all the freaking rats everywhere.

[laminae]

oh my glob
Jeff's gonna get sick
or fat

[variantcover]

fat for sure.
so far he doesn't look sick, but i've been trying to keep him from doing it too much, just in case.

[laminae]

prooobably a good idea
man this is a real bad month to have a shark for a pet

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sort of?
my meat budget's a lot less than usual.
i just have to teach him to eat the ground OUTSIDE not IN THE HOUSE.

[laminae]

i guess that's the bright side....

[But Will's network message talked about the organs matching the DNA of Sleepers, so does that mean Jeff is eating Sleepers....]

but he isn't very good at learning commands huh

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[ If Gwen knew that bit about the ground organs being Sleeper organs, she'd be a lot less likely to let Jeff chow down whenever he wants. ]

he learns eventually, with enough...
$#!& what's it called?

positive reinforcement.

[laminae]

aw, that's cute
who knew that would be the way to train a shark?

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apparently that's what you gotta do with pets.
some dude online told me.
they learn better with positive rewards than they do with punishment.

[laminae]

i wouldn't know
the only pet i've had is a sea lard

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what the heck is a sea lard
is that like a sea cucumber but fattier?

[laminae]

maybe?
not sure what a sea cucumber is

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it's like a little tube that lives on the ocean floor. it eats stuff and then it poops it out and that's about all it's capable of.

[laminae]

ohhh

yeah that sounds about right